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How to take your cat’s picture with Santa Claws First, find a friendly Santa at PetSmart. Wrap your saber-toothed tiger (cleverly disguised as a tabby cat) in a blanket and drive him, growling, to PetSmart. Set your beagle on the bench next to Santa, and keep her there with a plethora of available dog biscuits. Now place the bundle of joy on Santa's lap and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y peal back the layers of blanket until a furry face is in view. Fasten Santa's fingers around the cat's harness. Place Santa's other hand on the blanket in the vicinity of a furry bottom. Back slowly away, telling the dog, "Stay, stay, good girl, stay ..." Get someone to snap pictures. Such fun!
Oh, you’d better not bay … you’d better not growl … you’d better not hiss … I’m telling you: WOW! Santa Claws is coming to town! With little toy mice and tasty dog treats, Catnip that’s nice and yummies to eat, Santa Claws is coming to town! He sees you when you’re barking; he knows when you attack; He knows when you’ve been bad or good—so be nice and get a snack! Oh, you’d better not bay … you’d better not growl … you’d better not hiss … I’m telling you: WOW! Santa Claws is coming to town! How to take your cat’s picture with Santa ClawsShare This Blog:
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