From the furry side

A warning
10/1/2007 5:46:04 PM by: Elsi

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST! If you are approached by one you considered a friend, and this person attempts to smear something on your face, DO NOT ALLOW THIS! If they succeed, rub it off on the nearest upholstered surface! I do not fully understand the purpose of the activity, but I heard words such as "tranquilizer" and "groggy" being used. About an hour after the attempt, I was viciously abducted, transported to a lair of Vicious Evil Torturers, and subjected to indescribable indignities. Of course, I warned them off with threats and entreaties before attempting to fight back. And I did succeed in forcing them to cut the torture short. They were clearly frightened by my power and fury, and allowed my servant (who seems to be under their control to some extent) to take me back home. Warn everyone you know! No four-legged friend should have to face such horror! your friend, Dolphin
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10/4/2007 6:41:00 PM
   
  I'm fairly sure it's safe, my friend. After all, the two-legger servants have no concept of what we're capable of. So they laugh dismissively and don't interfere. I've met those shiny blades before—drastic measures may be called for if this continues! your co-conspirator, Dolphin
   
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