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As you may (or may not) recall, my last post focused on a mathematical puzzlement. At issue was the copyright restriction that quoted Bible verses may not comprise more than 25% of my total text. Having written what I wanted to write and counted both sets of words, I asked, how do I know how many Scripture words to delete?

Well, last night it came to me, and it’s so simple! I feel more than a bit foolish …

If I want to add narrative, to increase the total words, all I need to do is multiply the Scripture words by four and subtract the current total. The answer is how many words I must add to be legal. The formula, therefore, is 4(Scrip)-total = words to add.

If I want to delete some verses, again I multiply the current Scripture count by four and subtract the current total count. Then I divide that answer by three, and that’s how many words to delete! And the formula is (4Scrip-total)/3 = how many words to lose.

Sigh …

With my associate pastor, Cathy Howe, I’m working on a series of children’s books. The final set will look something like this:
—pre-kindergarten: basic Bible stories
—going into K and 1st: basic academics in light of the Bible
—1st, 2nd, and 3rd: Christian character qualities
—3rd, 4th, and 5th: God’s plan for salvation

We’re having a lot of fun putting this together. We’d like a usable prototype of the K/1 volume available for the start of school in August. And I want to take the proposal and samples to the Oregon Christian Writers Conference in July, too.

I’ve run into a rather odd snag, however. The International Bible Society will allow me to use quotations from Scripture, as long as the number of verses used is under 500, and as long as the quotes are less than 25% of the total text.

This is hard to figure out! My word processor is happy to tell me the total number of words in my current draft. But then I have to check the word count for every quote, add those up, and divide to get the percentage.

This is, obviously, do-able. But there I’m jammed. Since the total word count goes down as I delete quotes, I don’t have a target number of words to delete. Instead, I’m trying to keep track of how many words I’m taking out, then refiguring everything. Ponderous!

I asked the college boys who do my yard work if they were good at higher math. When they said yes, I showed them my predicament. They explained to me, very gently, that if I have 100 words, only 25 of them can be from the Bible. So I should count the words from the Bible and bring the number down to that target. I couldn’t successfully get across the fact that both numbers vary as I work …

Ah, well. I’m sure the ongoing subtracting and dividing serves to keep my brain working … and it sure is going to be fun to see the finished product!

Sallie’s rabbit

Vicki and I met Sallie’s rabbit last night. We were coming back from supper, and it was sitting in the grass, twitching its nose (as usual). It didn’t hop away when we got out of my car, and we were able to walk quite close to it before it finally got irritated and hopped off. And even then it wasn’t particularly frightened—it lolloped around the tree, crossed the yard behind us, and vanished into the bushes.

Luckily Sallie didn’t see all this!

“Up” from Disney/Pixar

Oh, wow!

Don’t miss this movie!

Now, hear me—this isn’t a children’s movie. I went with Aidan and Ella (and their parents), going into 5th and 4th grades. And they said, “Yeah, they liked it,” in a tone that indicated, “It’s okay, I guess.”

Parts were very funny. No cheesy jokes or bathroom-level humor at all. Most was poignant, or sad, or heart-warming, or any combination of those. When I wasn’t laughing, I was fighting back tears.

So, definitely don’t miss this one! Wow … sniff … grin … twinge … wow!

RABBIT

Nasty rabbit! Horrible rabbit! Dangerous, taunting, foolhardy rabbit!

It sits right outside the front window, and it rises up on its haunches, and it laughs at me! It wrinkles its nose, and twitches its ear-tips. It twirls its mustachios (I mean, whiskers), and it snickers evilly.

It won’t leave when I bark. It won’t leave when Mama opens the front door, because it knows about the screen. It doesn’t even leave when she opens the garage door! It just sits and grins at me.

Sometimes it hops under the iris and nibbles the grass. Sometimes it whispers unkind comments. It’s a bad, nasty, rude rabbit!

This evening, Mama put me on my leash, and we went into the garage. Then she opened the garage door, and out I came! Oh, we chased that rabbit away, we did! Yes, indeed! It ran so fast!

But it’ll be back. I’m afraid it will definitely be back. Nasty, vicious rabbit.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr! Bay! Ah-whoo!!!!!

Summer in Colorado

Ah, the joys of a Colorado summer! The thunder is pretty loud, but lightning’s not close, anyway. The hail has almost stopped, and suddenly the sun is out—so somewhere there must be a gorgeous rainbow!

With the cessation of the worst of the storm, Sallie and Dolphin have gone back about their business: Sallie’s trying to convince me that it’s suppertime, and Dolphin’s on his kitty condo working on his own meal.

A few minutes ago, however, they were both clustered quite close. Sallie was between my knees under the computer desk, and Dolphin was in my lap. Sallie was admittedly frightened, pushing her head under my hand desperately. Dolphin was quite clear that he had come over solely to comfort us poor, weak females.

Brrr! I suppose it ought to be cold, with hail so recent. But … y’know, it’s June! Shouldn’t it be hot?

Ha! {grin}

June!

You know, I’m not a student. I no longer teach. I’m retired and have no assigned schedule. So, why am I so tickled that it’s finally summer vacation? This makes no sense to me, but it’s so. (I confess, I also haunt school supply sales in August, often succumbing to an attractive pencil box or a package of pens.)

I’m working on several writing projects at this time, so the extra time will be put to good use. (Extra time? Elsi, you’re retired!)

And I’m planning two summer trips: Oregon Christian Writers near Portland in late July, with a jog into British Columbia to visit my friend Shannie. And Camp Lake Hubert’s 100th anniversary party over Labor Day. My grandparents were riflery directors there; Mother and I were both campers. That will be like having a time machine, I think!

June … green grass (that will need to be mowed) … bright flowers (that should be weeded) … dog walks (sore hip and too-hot days) …

Okay, ignore the parenthetical comments … I’m looking forward to summer!

“Grand re-opening”

It’s 7:15 in the morning, and I just got back from the grocery store. I’m not generally shopping at this hour (I haven’t even read the papers yet!), but today is the official grand re-opening of my favorite store, the 30th Street King Soopers in Boulder. They were offering 10% off the entire order and were expecting major crowds, so I went early!

Such fun … I got to talk with Mr. Romero, a big-wig in the King Soopers circuit. I told him how the store feels a bit like family to me, because of Bill Light (manager), Joel, and Dave King, who is only the world’s kindest man and best courtesy clerk.

And I suggested the chain should advertise the members of the corporate group, to make it easier for me to find stores when I’m traveling. I know City Market, and Dillon, and Kroger, but I’d love a list of the whole bunch and where they are.

It was a good way to start the day. Now, which writing project should I work on next …

Flag waving

Today is Memorial Day (observed—the 30th is the traditional date). I put my flag out as soon as I got up. It’s stirring in the morning air, which is bothering Sallie (my defense beagle).

She’s going to have to cope with it, though, because I love to fly my flag on patriotic holidays. Later today Sallie and I will walk the neighborhood, looking for flags. I think it’s a lovely tradition, honoring our country and its heritage.

My father was in World War II. He, Mother, and I were all Scouts, and patriotism was a major part of my growing-up years. We would put our flag out, fire off a little Bang-Site cannon, and go to a parade and/or concert in honor of the day. Don’t let the flag touch the ground … stand when a flag goes by … don’t talk during the national anthem … I was definitely imbued with flag etiquette.

Over and over in the Bible, God tells us to remember what He’s done. Stack up stones; write words on your hand or doorpost; eat a bit of bread and drink some grape juice. Take action to help you remember and honor what has happened. Today is one of those days.

Laramie, WY

I’m in Laramie, having taken four solid hours to go the 90 miles from home. I was part of a caravan or wagon train, and had to go the pace of the lead car. Ork!

We’re here for the Beth Moore conference, tonight and tomorrow morning. But at the moment, I’m in a KOA, Sallie at my feet and Dolphin hiding somewhere, listening to the rain on my roof and a Brian Doerkssen song on the CD player. Mary McGregor (who rode up with me), her mother Joyce, and her friend Sharon are checking in at the hotel. They’ll come back for me, and we’ll head for the University of Wyoming’s arena/auditorium. 

Doors open at 5:30; we’ll be there at 5 to get good seats (this from the woman who drove 55 mph on the interstate to get here!). And we get good seats anyway, because I get preferential seating because of my disability, and Mary (my companion!) can save seats. 

I’m amazed at how not-anxious I am! 

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